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“Wow, a houseboat.  You know, the great thing is, if you don’t like your neighbors, you can just pull up the anchor and sail someplace else.” – Homer Simpson


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“Hey, kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah!” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah!” – Lisa Simpson
“No!” – Sideshow Bob
“Welp, two against one.” – Homer Simpson


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Happy New Year 2014

“This isn’t just because of Sideshow Bob, it’s a chance to turn around all our stinking lives.” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll be Gus, the loveable chimney sweep.  Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster, yeah!” – Bart Simpson
“Shutup, boy.” – Homer Simpson


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“But who’d want to hurt me?  I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace.” – Bart Simpson
“It’s probably the person you least suspect.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s good, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson


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Panda Smuggling

“Hello, Moe?  We know you’re the one behind this, so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson
“No, no, I’ll take care of it.  Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here!  Alright, andele!  Andele!” – Moe

Happy 20th anniversary to “Cape Feare”!  Original airdate 7 October 1993.


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“Robert, if released would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?” – Lawyer
“Bart Simpson?  The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine soaked hell hole?” – Sideshow Bob
“Uh, we object to the term ‘urine soaked hell hole’ when you could’ve said ‘pee pee soaked heck hole’.” – Parole Officer
“Cheerfully withdrawn.” – Sideshow Bob


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It's For Bart

“Oh, my God!  Someone’s trying to kill me! . . . Oh, wait.  It’s for Bart.” – Homer Simpson


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