Posts Tagged ‘Girly Edition

02
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?” – C.M. Burns
“There’s no ‘maybe’ about it, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Excellent.” – C.M. Burns

19
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, look up here.  This is where the tears would be if I could cry.  But I can’t.  Botched facelift.” – Channel 6 Executive

05
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Do not be alarmed.  That is just my helper monkey, sir.  I got him after a robber shot me six times and left me for dead.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Helper monkey, eh?” – Homer Simpson

26
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“Mr. Brockman, I need your help.  I’ve got to become a great anchor so I can show up my sister.” – Bart Simpson
“Sister, huh?  I’ve got a sister, miss big shot CNN Washington correspondent.  Pfft!  Well, she’s not the boss of me!  Come in.” – Kent Brockman

13
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“Ooh, the gum with the cracker center.” – Homer Simpson

20
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, am I dumb?” – Bart Simpson
“Honey, I’d love to reassure you, but right now mommy needs a tetanus shot.” – Marge Simpson

25
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

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“Our license renewal is on the bubble.  We need educational programming, fast.” – Channel 6 Executive
“What about that Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour?” – Krusty the Klown
“That’s barely legal as it is.” – Channel 6 Executive




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