Posts Tagged ‘Homer Alone

07
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Come on, come on, I got a body in the trunk!” – Gangster

08
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“So, what’s the verdict?” – La Pamperie Stylist
“Oh, dear God!  I can’t even put a bag over my head.” – Woman
“Yes, you can.” – La Pamperie Stylist

26
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“’Allo, gov’nor, lube job while you wait?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Don’t touch me.” – Pedestrian

04
Dec
12

Quote of the Day

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“This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky, we’ve got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people, traffic going way back in both directions.  And look out at the corner of Fourteenth and Elm, cause I just dropped my bagel.” – Arnie Pie

07
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure
“Oh.” – Marge Simpson
“As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure
“Hello, room service?  This is Marge Simpson.  I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!

16
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“What do you want?” – Patty Bouvier
“I came to see the kids.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait here, and don’t steal any light bulbs.” – Patty Bouvier

06
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits, and, after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer.  Oh la la.  Today’s selections are.” – Troy McClure
“Thelma and Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and the Erotic Awakening of S.” – Generic Announcer

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer Alone”!  Original airdate 6 February 1992.

08
Jan
12

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, it’s times like this I’m glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.” – Gregory

21
Jun
11

Quote of the Day

The Limits of Sympathy

“Off the record, ma’am, all the gals on the force knew just how you felt.” – Female Cop
“That’s nice, you think you could loosen my cuffs?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Female Cop

14
Mar
11

Quote of the Day

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“She’s locked in the car and refuses to move.” – Eddie
“Did you flash your lights?” – Chief Wiggum
“Yes.” – Lou
“Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.” – Chief Wiggum

10
Dec
10

Reading Digest: Mammary Euphemism Edition Part 2

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“Bart, you really shouldn’t be looking through other people’s things . . . find anything good?” – Lisa Simpson
“I said it before and I’ll say it again: aye caramba!” – Bart Simpson

As expected, the appearance of Katy Perry in the flesh on Zombie Simpsons sent the signal-to-noise ratio of Simpsons content on the internet plummeting.  And, just like last time, the number of euphemisms for mammary glands in the English language continues to impress.  You will find none (well, almost) of that below.  Instead we’ve got some fan art, some excellent usage, a homicidal looking Lisa doll, and an epic anti-Zombie Simpsons essay demanding an apology from FOX. 

Enjoy. 

Ten Weirdest New Animals of 2010: Editors’ Picks – It’s always a good idea to give your new species a catchy name, as the Burns Toad made the list.  There’s also a “Yoda Bat”.  (via)

Ars HTPC Guide: December 2010 – Linked solely because Troy McClure is on the example screen.

Lego Homer Simpson mini bust – I put this up on Twitter on Wednesday, but it’s too awesome not to link again. 

Morning Minutes for Friday, December 17 – Get your news from the future right here!  The town of Herkimer, New York appears to have fallen into some kind of time warp.  Because while it is true that next Friday is Simpsons Day, it’s still next Friday.  Today’s the 10th. 

Breasts, Katy Perry coming to The Simpsons – This is the only Perry link this week.  He didn’t like it.

Maggie Simpson – Awww, Maggie fan art.

Ten Great Animals from The Simpsons – This is a pretty good list.  It dabbles in Zombie Simpsons territory, the latest episode cited is from Season 11, but never goes over. 

Shit Kits: Southend United 1996-98 – The Bart Simpson ‘Custard Splat’ – That is indeed a horrific looking uniform. 

Old Lisa & Maggie Dolls Vintage Lisa & Maggie Simpson Plush Rag Dolls ~ 1990 – This is just a typical eBay sale of old Simpsons stuff.  But is it just me, or does Lisa look a little too happy?  You know, the kind of “happy” that becomes “stabby”? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Student protesters in London use Google Maps to outwit police "kettling" – The Thames appears to be experiencing some Godzilla related turbulence. 

Daily Batman: Teevee Time, “The Simpsons” – You can’t get the quote wrong with the subtitles on.

Bernstein: Smith “Tirade” What Bears Needed, Fans Seem To Want – This is excellent usage:

Ned Flanders had finally had enough.
His house destroyed, his business in ruins, his bad fortune making a mockery of his boundless faith and optimism, he exploded on Springfield townsfolk after his last bit of self-control wore away.
“Awww…hell. Diddely ding-dong crap! Can’t you morons do anything right?!”
He then immediately checked himself into a mental hospital.
Nobody’s saying the same destination awaits Lovie Smith after his halftime talk yesterday, but reports are that his words echoed those of Flanders in that eighth-season episode of The Simpsons.

A fan-tash-tic charity effort – Men with moustaches, including a very yellow Flanders.

Ribbon Candy…In 10 Words – Check out the excellent usage in the comments.  “It is a candy dish, Ned.  Ninety dollars.” 

a female deer – Fan art playing on “Bart Gets an Elephant”.

Technical Difficulties – The show always had great technical difficulty signs, Brockman in the straight jacket, the drunken cameraman.  Here’s another one. 

The Simpsons: Updated – Dec 7 – The Simpsons gingerbread house from last week is progressing nicely.  No roof yet, but the walls are up and the outline looks dead on. 

Please Stop Making Me Hate The Simpsons – And finally, I get to end the way I like to, with someone who agrees with us.  Elizabeth Grunewald writes:

I want to make this very clear: I love The Simpsons. Two Simpsons episodes, "You Only Move Twice" and "Cape Feare," rank in my top ten episodes of all television. The show could plumb the depths of human experience while splitting sides, and has been recognized for its brilliance by critics, academics, and just about everyone I consider a friend.

I say "could" because The Simpsons should have been canceled about twelve years ago.

She goes on to list five shows (with YouTube!) FOX shouldn’t have cancelled, and demands apologies in exchange for forgiving them for Zombie Simpsons.  Preach it, sister!  Preach it! 

27
Nov
10

Quote of the Day

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“This is Kent Brockman reporting live from Arnie Pie’s traffic copter.  But, I can assure you, this is no mere morning traffic report.” – Kent Brockman
“Hey!” – Arnie Pie
“Face the facts, Arnie.” – Kent Brockman

17
Sep
10

Quote of the Day

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“All aboard for Shelbyville, Badwater, Cattle Skull Testing Grounds, and Rancho Relaxo.” – Springfield Train Station Announcer

19
Mar
10

Quote of the Day

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“Oh Maggie, time for your nine am feeding.” – Homer Simpson

11
Nov
09

Reunited

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I’ll keep my remarks brief, but I’ve watched “Homer Alone” dozens of times and even now, I am finding new things to love about the episode. Case in point – look who’s hiding in the background of the other Nick’s Bowling Shop!  It’s a portrait of Jacques, the smooth-talking frog bowler who unsuccessfully tried to seduce Marge in “Life in the Fast Lane.” Easter eggs are great.

18
Sep
09

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, I’d like the Department of Missing Babies.” – Homer Simpson
“Please hold.” – Receptionist
♫ Baby come back / Listen baby, you can blame it all on me / I was wrong and I just can’t live without you ♫ – Hall & Oates, “Baby Come Back
(sobs) – Homer Simpson

Loyal Stonecutter’s note: What a fucking champ of a gag. They really don’t write ‘em like they used to.

04
Jun
09

Quote of the Day

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“I’m scared, Lisa.” – Bart Simpson

“You think you know fear?  Well I’ve seen them naked!” – Lisa Simpson

“Waaahhhh!” – Bart Simpson




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