Posts Tagged ‘Homer Alone

12
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson

07
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Come on, come on, I got a body in the trunk!” – Gangster

08
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“So, what’s the verdict?” – La Pamperie Stylist
“Oh, dear God!  I can’t even put a bag over my head.” – Woman
“Yes, you can.” – La Pamperie Stylist

26
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“’Allo, gov’nor, lube job while you wait?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Don’t touch me.” – Pedestrian

04
Dec
12

Quote of the Day

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“This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky, we’ve got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people, traffic going way back in both directions.  And look out at the corner of Fourteenth and Elm, cause I just dropped my bagel.” – Arnie Pie

07
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure
“Oh.” – Marge Simpson
“As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure
“Hello, room service?  This is Marge Simpson.  I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!

16
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“What do you want?” – Patty Bouvier
“I came to see the kids.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait here, and don’t steal any light bulbs.” – Patty Bouvier




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