Posts Tagged ‘Homer Loves Flanders

17
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I’d love to chitty-chat, but tonight’s the night I do my charity work.” – Ned Flanders
“Oh, yeah, judge made me do that once, too.  Stupid lack of public urinals.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer Loves Flanders”!  Original airdate 17 March 1994.

02
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, can’t you see this man isn’t a hero?  He’s annoying!  He’s very, very annoying!” – Ned Flanders
“Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous.” – Helen Lovejoy
“The guy’s hepped up on goofballs.” – Moe
“Let’s sacrifice him to our god! . . . Come on, we did it all the time in the 30s.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

01
Dec
13

Quote of the Day

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“What’s wrong, Jeremiah?” – Old Sheep
“It’s not fair.  My brother Joseph has a sin to confess.  I wish I had one too.” – Jeremiah the Sheep
“Oh, don’t you see, you do have a sin to confess, the sin of envy.” – Old Sheep
“That’s all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?” – Todd Flanders

23
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, you poor, unfortunate man.  Let’s get you out of those clothes immediately, and we’ll do whatever we can about the smell.” – Father James Helter
“But, I . . . alright.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“Watch this, Ned, they don’t call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese.” – Homer Simpson

16
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“Tonight on Eye on Springfield, just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.  The government calls it “The Army”, but a more alarmist name would be: The Kill-Bot Factory.” – Kent Brockman

16
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“Gimme, uh, thirty-thousand tickets.” – Scalper
“That’ll be nine-hundred and fifty thousand dollars, please.” – Ticket Lady
“Look, thing about that is, I only got ten dollars on me.  Can I pay you the rest later?” – Scalper
“Sure.” – Ticket Lady




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