Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Great

22
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don’t tell me where they go.  It’s like a conspiracy.” – Homer Simpson
“A conspiracy, eh?  Do you think they might be involved in the Kennedy Assassination in some way?” – Bart Simpson
“I do . . . now.” – Homer Simpson

18
Sep
13

Quote of the Day

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“Loyal Stonecutters!  Let us begin our re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, you can’t just keep hanging out with these colobus monkeys.  Somebody’s gonna get parasites.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

07
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“You put that sticker on your car so you won’t get any tickets, and this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet while they’re working on you.” – Lenny
“Oh, and don’t bother calling 9-1-1 any more.  Here’s the real number.” – Carl

25
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, a man who called himself ‘you-know-who’ just invited you to a secret ‘wink-wink’ at the ‘you-know-what’.  You certainly are popular now that you’re a Stonecutter.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh yeah, beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night, it’s wonderful, Marge.  I’ve never felt so accepted in all my life.  These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.” – Homer Simpson

17
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.” – Homer Simpson
“Um, I think he should have to take a different oath!” – Moe
“Everyone takes the same oath.” – Number One

16
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

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“You’re a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, sure, let’s see, I’m an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I’m the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.  Ah, here it is, the Stonecutters.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy birthday John Swartzwelder!

03
Sep
11

Quote of the Day

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“Dad, remember those self hypnosis classes we took to help us ignore Grampa?” – Bart Simpson
“Do I ever, it’s five years later and I still think I’m a chicken!  I’m a chicken, Marge!” – Homer Simpson
“I know.  I know.” – Marge Simpson




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