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“Alright, these are our new family security rules: be home before dark, and make sure you’re not followed.  Lock all doors and windows.” – Homer Simpson
“And don’t take candy from strangers.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, they’re only human.” – Homer Simpson


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“How are we gonna get out of here?” – Otto
“We’ll dig our way out!” – Homer Simpson
“No, no, dig up, stupid.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy (blizzard belated) 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Vigilante”!  Original airdate 6 January 1994.


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“Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundations and runs down the street, around the corner to safety. . . . Well, the real humans won’t, uh, won’t burn quite so fast in there.” – Professor Frink


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“Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back, but we’ve also expanded into other important areas: literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination.” – Homer Simpson
“World domination?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, that might be a typo.” – Homer Simpson
“Mental note: the girl knows too much.” – Homer’s Brain


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“We don’t need a thinker, we need a doer!  Someone who will act without considering the consequences!” – Homer Simpson


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“Wake up, Dad!  Wake up!  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!” – Lisa Simpson
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“And our portable TV!” – Bart Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson


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“Good Lord, my Stormin’ Norman commemorative plates stolen! . . . again.” – Principal Skinner


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