Posts Tagged ‘Homer’s Enemy

25
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, you okay, Grimey?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m better than okay.  I’m Homer Simpson!” – Frank Grimes
“Heh, you wish.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

20
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“I wonder where all the rats are gonna go?” – Bart Simpson
“Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!” – Moe

04
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“I’m saying: you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson.  You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people, like me.  If you lived in any other country in the world, you’d have starved to death long ago.” – Frank Grimes
“He’s got you there, Dad.” – Bart Simpson

09
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“So, this is my life.  At least I’ve done better than Dad.” – Milhouse van Houten

18
Nov
12

Quote of the Day

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“Why don’t you invite him over for dinner?  Turn him from an enemy into a friend.  Then, when he’s not expecting it – bam! – the old fork in the eye.” – Moe
“Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye?” – Homer Simpson
“There’s always a first time.” – Moe

02
Apr
12

Quote of the Day

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“Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school.  He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children.” – Kent Brockman

02
Dec
11

Quote of the Day

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“I’ve never seen him do any work around here.  What is his job?” – Frank Grimes
“Safety inspector.” – Lenny




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