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“Hey, you okay, Grimey?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m better than okay.  I’m Homer Simpson!” – Frank Grimes
“Heh, you wish.” – Homer Simpson

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“I wonder where all the rats are gonna go?” – Bart Simpson
“Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!” – Moe


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“I’m saying: you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson.  You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people, like me.  If you lived in any other country in the world, you’d have starved to death long ago.” – Frank Grimes
“He’s got you there, Dad.” – Bart Simpson


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“So, this is my life.  At least I’ve done better than Dad.” – Milhouse van Houten


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“Why don’t you invite him over for dinner?  Turn him from an enemy into a friend.  Then, when he’s not expecting it – bam! – the old fork in the eye.” – Moe
“Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye?” – Homer Simpson
“There’s always a first time.” – Moe


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“Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school.  He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children.” – Kent Brockman


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“I’ve never seen him do any work around here.  What is his job?” – Frank Grimes
“Safety inspector.” – Lenny


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