“Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America’s favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball she is. So let me close by saying . . .” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“And the horse I rode in on? I’ll show them what one screwball can do!” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday Alex Rocco! (Well, he’s a Leap Day baby, but close enough.)