Posts Tagged ‘King of the Hill

03
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“Don’t you have anything healthy here?” – Homer Simpson
“We do have some low salt candy bars, and some reduced fat soda.  And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

13
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“So, what will it be, Mr. Simpson?  Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

04
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“You’re forgetting I’ve got my Power Sauce bars.” – Homer Simpson
“Wake up, Homer!  Those bars are just junk!  They’re made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers.” – Neil
“Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.” – Homer Simpson

01
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“Do you want to play capture the flag, daddy?” – Rod Flanders
“Sports on a Sunday?  Hm.  I better check with Reverend-” – Ned Flanders
“Oh, just play the damn game, Ned.” – Reverend Lovejoy

30
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?” – Homer Simpson
“Me?  I’m not the one who puts butter in your coffee.” – Marge Simpson

26
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

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“They won’t stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies . . . Go, pennies!  Help the puny children who need you.” – McBain

12
Dec
11

Quote of the Day

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“Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice, has switched to Power Sauce’s archrival, The Vita-Peach Health Log.  Doctors say he may not have the mega-nutrients needed to stave off death.” – Brad




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