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“So, what will it be, Mr. Simpson?  Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


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“You’re forgetting I’ve got my Power Sauce bars.” – Homer Simpson
“Wake up, Homer!  Those bars are just junk!  They’re made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers.” – Neil
“Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.” – Homer Simpson


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“Do you want to play capture the flag, daddy?” – Rod Flanders
“Sports on a Sunday?  Hm.  I better check with Reverend-” – Ned Flanders
“Oh, just play the damn game, Ned.” – Reverend Lovejoy


Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?” – Homer Simpson
“Me?  I’m not the one who puts butter in your coffee.” – Marge Simpson


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“They won’t stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies . . . Go, pennies!  Help the puny children who need you.” – McBain


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“Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice, has switched to Power Sauce’s archrival, The Vita-Peach Health Log.  Doctors say he may not have the mega-nutrients needed to stave off death.” – Brad


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“Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you.  Push!  Harder!  Go past the max!  Reach over the top!  Master your ass!” – Rainier Wolfcastle


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