Posts Tagged ‘Lemon of Troy

27
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats the German light infantry.” – Nelson Muntz

15
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

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“Get out here, son!  There’s a doings a transpiring!” – Shelbyville Homer

Happy birthday Matt Groening!

18
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“What are they saying?” – Milhouse van Houten
“I’m not sure.” – Bart Simpson
“I thought you said you could read lips.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I assumed I could.” – Bart Simpson

25
Nov
12

Quote of the Day

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“Okay, folks, look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville.  He says he hasn’t seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he’s gonna fax us.” – Ned Flanders

15
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

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“People, our search is over!  On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.” – Jebediah Springfield

22
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“What ever happened to good old fashioned town pride?” – Marge Simpson
“It’s been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire.” – Lisa Simpson

10
Jan
12

Quote of the Day

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“The town of Springfield was born on that day.  And to mark that sweet moment, our people planted this lemon tree, lemons being the sweetest fruit available at the time.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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