“After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is . . . Cincinnati by . . . two hundred points? Why you worthless hunk of junk!” – Professor Frink
Sorry for the late Reading Digest, everybody. I hope your Friday at work/school/whatever wasn’t too dull without it. This post was originally going to contain a link to the first Kindle issue from the spinoff site, but Amazon appears to be having some difficulties and it looks like it’s not going to be ready today. So here’s a regular Reading Digest post instead.
The good news is that the internet was bountiful this week. We’ve got several people reviewing old episodes, YouTube interviews with both David Silverman and James L. Brooks, two different real life Moe’s Taverns opening (one licensed, the other not), fully legal video of “The Longest Daycare”, several people who agree with us, real life patented, space age, out of this world moon waffles, and, a Simpsons themed podcast featuring previous DHS guest authors Lenny Burnham and Wesley Mead.
Homer Simpson’s Patented Space Age Out of This World Moon Waffle – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this piece of internet genius wherein someone actually made Homer’s moon waffles! Mmmm, liquid smoke.
Top Twenty Simpsons Episodes (According to Me) – Great list with lots of quotes and context and not a trace of Zombie Simpsons.
The Longest Daycare Now Online – Well, they didn’t win an Oscar, but you can now watch the whole Maggie short on FOX’s official YouTube account:
Bitching about the Academy Awards is a pointless as it is possible to be, but that is way better than Paperman.
David Silverman on Guiding ‘The Simpsons’ to the Oscars via ‘The Longest Daycare’ – A twenty-five minute interview with David Silverman. It starts with how he got started as an animator and how he got involved with the show and moves up through the short, including one of the best explanations for 3D I’ve ever heard. (That starts around the 11:00 mark.)
I liked this exchange:
Interviewer: So, just we’re gonna do a short, might as well do it in 3D?
Silverman: Oh, yeah, I mean, it pays well.
James L. Brooks on His ‘Simpsons’ Journey, from ‘Tracey Ullman’ to the Oscars – The same guy interviewing Brooks. The story about drunken David Silverman at the Christmas party comes in around the 9:00 mark.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out becomes one of the highest grossing games in Google Play – Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the TV show is made:
Even though it has only been a few weeks since the game launched on Android, it has already become one of the highest grossing games in Google Play. The Simpsons: Tapped Out is currently the third highest grossing game in Google Play behind Blood Brothers and Candy Crush Saga. On Monday evening, it had gotten as high as #2. It’s also in the #6 position of Google Play’s “top free” section in the games category.
Before The Simpsons: Tapped Out came to Android, it managed to bring in over $23 million in one quarter on the iOS platform.
28 Funny Products Spotted on The Simpsons – Pretty much what it says, with only one from Zombie Simpsons.
Senators organist a fan of The Simpsons – As this game between the Canadiens and the Senators went to the first intermission, the organist played them off with the Simpsons theme, and the link has video.
The Simpsons as First Time Buyers – Comparing the Simpsons buying a home in “Lisa’s First Word” with the actual process.
The Simpsons Movie (2007) – A review of the movie that also agrees with us:
I have been a Simpsons fan since before the cartoon even came out. I still remember the Butterfinger commercials, announcing the “coming” of the animated show. The series started off strong and really hit its stride in the mid-to-late nineties and then, I felt, lost some of its edge with shows like Family Guy being more bold and edgy. I did notice the Simpsons start to do this but not too much (as Family Guy sometimes does).
The movie was great in the first half, but lost its momentum.
Why no TV show should go beyond five seasons – I think you can see where this is going:
That’s not to say that a show can’t have a good season past five, it’s just that I don’t know of any shows which have their best season that far into their run. Friends, one of the longest running sitcoms, peaked earlier than five seasons. The Simpsons, the longest running show on tv, is way past its best, which could be found in the first five seasons.
I wouldn’t say it’s just the first five, but that’s a pretty good rule of thumb.
The Simpsons Super Review – Another attempt to watch all the episodes:
For now I just want to say thanks for reading, buckle up, and try to enjoy the ride. I have a feeling things will start to get bumpy after about 13 seasons. We’ll have to start drinking heavily. Together.
Indeed. (Also, thanks for the link.)
The Simpsons – “Cape Feare” – Looking back at a very good episode:
I can’t help but feel so very nostalgic while watching this episode. The 90′s was my childhood, despite the occasional grown up content, I would always park my arse on the sofa when The Simpsons came on the TV when I was a kid.
The signs on the balloon states Big Butt Skinner, which got me laughing… I still find it funny. Today, Skinner would’ve easily got Constance Harms to do his dirty work
Corey Hotline – Yet another review from long ago:
Lisa eventually beat her addiction as most people do by simply making it to midnight without calling. Ya hear that alcoholics? Yeah, it’s that easy. Apparantly your twelve steps should be not drinking from noon till midnight and you will be cured. You are welcome.
Picture: Chief Wiggum and Ned Flanders were in the crowd at the Milan derby last night – Well done, Italian soccer hooligans:
AC Milan and Inter Milan went head to head in the San Siro last night and although they couldn’t be separated on the pitch, the Rossoneri won the battle in the stands with a brilliant banner featuring Chief Wiggum and Ned Flanders from The Simpsons that was passed around by the AC Milan fans.
Click through for the impressive picture.
Simpsons – Koala (gif) – Animated .gif of the stowaway helicopter koala from “Bart vs. Australia”.
The 2013 Oscars…In 10 Words – Too bad that delightful Billy Crystal wasn’t involved.
Duck Dynasty…In 10 Words – The men of the 9th Bearded Reality Show were sunning and fluffing their beards . . .
Embiggen – Using the word to make map art (assuming that’s a thing).
It’s Moe’s, of course | Our Springfield gets a version of Homer Simpson’s favorite bar – Springfield, Oregon is getting a bar called “Moe’s”, though one presumes that for legal reasons that’s where the similarities will end.
‘The Simpsons’ and the Birth of the Modern Animated TV Comedy – The dangers of sponsored content:
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The rest of it reads like a poorly edited Wikipedia history of network animation. It meanders around and doesn’t go beyond the most cursory of outlines before ending with a tease for part two. I understand that times are tough and everybody’s gotta earn bread, and Jebus knows I’m no expert, but crappy, lowest common denominator content is never a good idea.
MACGYVER: Paperclips, Marge Simpson’s sisters, and bringing back the mullet – A publicity interview for Richard Dean Anderson ahead of a visit to a comic convention in Australia.
‘The Simpson’s’ Nancy Cartwright Slated to Host Boys & Girls Club Fundraiser – Pretty much what it says. They’re trying to collect enough quarters to stretch around a mall in California.
Top Twenty Favorite Opening Themes – The show checks in at #10 here, and there’s plenty of good YouTube.
More of Springfield is coming to Universal Orlando – Restaurants inspired by ‘The Simpsons’ are being constructed – This is from “Orlando Attractions Magazine”, but it looks like Moe’s, a Krusty Burger, and possibly even the Gulp ‘N Blow are coming to Florida.
Bart Simpson Defense – If you’re tired of playing Tapped Out, here’s a definitely unlicensed Simpsons defense game. Basically, Nelsons are attacking and you have to stop them. It has little to nothing to do with the Simpsons, but it’s fairly clever.
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!” – A detailed breakdown of Ralph’s most famous quote.
Bart’s Hut – Simpson graffiti on a train station in (I think) Germany.
The Decline Of The Simpsons – Yup:
Classic Simpsons had heart and the characters had layers, now they are all one dimensional jokes. Homer for example, used to be a buffoon but showed he loved his family. Nowadays he throws Bart into a lions pen, gets annoyed whenever he has to do even the lightest of family duties, and is very self centered and obnoxious.
Reboot Something That Matters: The Simpsons – And finally, I get to end the way I like, with someone who agrees with us:
In my life, few things have left as big a mark on me as a person as The Simpsons. I’ve seen so many episodes and up until the last couple seasons, they’ve been incredible. I know, everyone with a blog complains about how its “just not the same”, but hey, have you seen the last 3 seasons or so? They’re not funny.