Posts Tagged ‘Lisa the Iconoclast

22
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Is everything okay?  You look a bit flushed.” – Hollis Hurlbut
“Oh, it’s just the excitement of studying Jebediah.” – Lisa Simpson
“Sounds like you’ve come down with a serious case of Jebeditis.” – Hollis Hurlbut
“Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.” – Lisa Simpson
“Haha . . . did, you had arthritis?” – Hollis Hurlbut
“Um . . . no.” – Lisa Simpson

18
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Town Crier, I’d like to ask you a few questions.  One, where’s the fife?  And two, gimme the fife.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, stop!  I’ve got nothing but respect for the office of Town Crier, but this is well outside your jurisdiction!” – Hollis Hurlbut

09
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“This case holds our most treasured exhibit, objects owned and used by Jebediah.  Here’s his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom, his hatchet with which he hacked at the chains of oppression, and his . . . chamber pot.” – Hollis Hurlbut

05
Dec
13

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, let me help you George Washington!  I still want to help you!” – Lisa Simpson
“‘I want to help you George Washington’?  Even your dreams are square.” – Bart Simpson

23
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“Egad, a monster!” – Settler #1
“It’s a horrible fiend!” – Settler #2
“It’s some sort of land cow.” – Settler #3

25
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, town jubilation committee?  Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

24
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

Minor Patriots

William Dawes (left) and Samuel Otis (right), images yoinked from respective Wikipedia articles.

“You know, some historians consider Jebediah Springfield a minor patriot.  But I think you’ll fine he’s easily the equal of William Dawes or even Samuel Otis.” – Hollis Hurlbut 




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