Posts Tagged ‘Lisa the Iconoclast

09
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“This case holds our most treasured exhibit, objects owned and used by Jebediah.  Here’s his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom, his hatchet with which he hacked at the chains of oppression, and his . . . chamber pot.” – Hollis Hurlbut

05
Dec
13

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, let me help you George Washington!  I still want to help you!” – Lisa Simpson
“‘I want to help you George Washington’?  Even your dreams are square.” – Bart Simpson

23
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“Egad, a monster!” – Settler #1
“It’s a horrible fiend!” – Settler #2
“It’s some sort of land cow.” – Settler #3

25
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, town jubilation committee?  Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

24
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

Minor Patriots

William Dawes (left) and Samuel Otis (right), images yoinked from respective Wikipedia articles.

“You know, some historians consider Jebediah Springfield a minor patriot.  But I think you’ll fine he’s easily the equal of William Dawes or even Samuel Otis.” – Hollis Hurlbut 

19
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“You are tampering with forces you can’t understand.  We have major corporations sponsoring this event.” – Mayor Quimby
“I hope you know you’re sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate.” – Lisa Simpson
“A pirate?  Well, that’s hardly the image we want for Long John Silver’s!” – Corporate Guy

29
Aug
12

Quote of the Day

Happy Terminator Day

“Question: Is your name Ridley Scott or James Cameron?” – Comic Book Guy
“No, it’s Homer.” – Homer Simpson
“Then I will thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, Homer.  And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know that you stole my idea.” – Comic Book Guy
“I’m just waiting for my kid.” – Homer Simpson
“Mental note, steal his idea.” – Homer’s Brain




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