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“And you didn’t think I’d make any money.  I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!” – Homer Simpson
“While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work.  The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.” – Marge Simpson
“Woo-hoo!  Four day weekend!” – Homer Simpson


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“Now, here’s what we do.  Tomorrow morning, when Allison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her from head to toe!  Leaving us relatively dry.” – Bart Simpson
“Relatively?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, there’s bound to be some splashback.” – Bart Simpson


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“I bent my Wookie.” – Ralph Wiggum

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa’s Rival”!  Original airdate 11 September 1994.


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“I’ve got to stop being so petty.  I should be Alison’s friend, not her competitor.  I mean, she is a wonderful person.” – Lisa Simpson
“Way to go, Lis.  Why compete with someone who’s just gonna to kick your butt anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“I prefer my phrasing.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!


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“Let’s see, our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . . . But this is just an empty box.” – Principal Skinner
“I begged you to look at mine first.  I begged you.” – Uter


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“Sure is quiet in here today.” – Bee Robin
“Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.” – Bee Batman
“I’m afraid I don’t.” – Bee Robin
“You see, bees usually make a lot of noise.  No noise suggests no bees.” – Bee Batman
“Oh, I understand now.  Oh, look, there goes one.” – Bee Robin
“Too the Bee Mobile!” – Bee Batman
“You mean your Chevy?” – Bee Robin
“Yes.” – Bee Batman


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“Lisa, what’s the answer to number seven?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Sorry, Ralph, that would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.” – Lisa Simpson
“My cat’s name is Mittens.” – Ralph Wiggum


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