Posts Tagged ‘Marge Gets a Job

25
Nov
13

Behind Us Forever: The Kid Is All Right

Chalkboard - The Kid's All Right

“Worked for the Carter Administration?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, you voted for him, twice.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, shh, someone might be listening.” – Marge Simpson

It’s never been all that hard to poke fun at Republicans and Democrats, but doing so would require Zombie Simpsons to make some jokes instead of spending all their time expositing an inane and nonsensical story.  And when I say inane, I mean in-fucking-ane.  Lisa meets the new kid in her class outside of class, for some reason, they do a project on FDR together without, it seems, ever talking to one another about the subject, and all that’s before Burns and a real life vampire get involved.  Oddly enough, the episode did have a singular bright spot, a Simpsonization of an eighty-year-old Disney cartoon called “Silly Symphony: Music Land” where people are musical instruments and there is great conflict between different genres.  Burns tries to stop Lisa from playing jazz, which is made retroactively funnier as the actual episode involves Burns trying to rig a second grade election for some reason.

- I know it’s just them redoing an old Disney cartoon, but the opening was entertaining.  It’s not quite “The Longest Daycare”, but it’s pretty cool.  They really are at their best when they don’t have to write dialogue.

- For further evidence, see Lisa singing a song for the first minute of the episode.

- Another case in point, why did they have Bart say “And the best part is, I’m bombarding her with her own homework”?  You could’ve just showed that to us.

- I’m not going to transcribe the whole episode or anything, but they are seriously bad at this:

Lisa: “That’s a reference to the Bronte sisters!”
Isabel: “You got my reference to the Bronte sisters?”

We just saw that, less than two seconds ago!  Please to not be explaining everything as it happens.

- Oh, hello there, silent Mr. Bergstrom fan-service.

- I guess it’s nice that they bothered to include a conflict in this plot, but when they do things like have Lisa not realize this girl’s politics until they’re both on stage together it sucks the life so completely out of this that I’m not even sure why they bothered.  (And, as if on cue, Skinner walks on to tell us what we just saw again.)

- This 1980s party in the attic is almost existentially sad.  Remember cassettes and VHS?  Remember?  We said remember, damn it!

- Republican Headquarters keeps getting less inventive and fun.

- Why, Nelson, so kind of you to appear out of nowhere and then disappear again.

- There are a lot of things wrong with this ice cream parlor scene, but having the squeaky voiced teen first remove the wheelbarrow of ice cream and then drive another giant thing of ice cream into the scene thirty seconds later is illustrative of them all.  It makes no sense, is all exposition, and indicates that they, once again, seem to think things that just happened have no bearing on what’s about to happen.

- Uh, what was with Pig Pen from Peanuts showing up and then disappearing?

- Lisa is smacking, punching and kicking Bart.  I don’t even know what to file that under.

- That scene with Lisa pretending to be drunk was so good they repeated it with Bart.

- I could say something about the empty-headed time wasting that was Lisa’s “liberal” speech, but Harold Ramis said it better.

- This scene with Clinton and the Democratic losers sure takes a long time.

- And a pointless flash forward ends with a call back to the musical opening.  That on repeat ten times would’ve been a lot more fun than this episode, and it even has a better Burns plot.

Anyway, the ratings are in and they remain embarrassingly bad.  Just 6.65 million people were glad this isn’t an election year last night.  That’s the highest all season; in fact, it’s the highest since last January.  But it was with a football overrun, will probably come down when the final numbers are released, and is well below what the show was averaging just three seasons ago.  That’s as good as they can do these days, and it’d be historically bad if it weren’t for all the other historically bad numbers they’ve been putting up the last couple of years.

08
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

Bedtime

“I won’t sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I’m lazy!  I’m gonna go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag . . . eh, good night.” – Homer Simpson

05
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“Maybe I should apply for that job.” – Marge Simpson
“Forget it, Marge, we already live together, we shouldn’t work together.  As the Bible says, ‘Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband’s racket’.” – Homer Simpson
“Where does the Bible say racket?” – Marge Simpson
“It’s in there!” – Homer Simpson

19
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

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“Good news, boy, I found a pharmacy that carries leeches.  Well, it wasn’t exactly a pharmacy, more of a bait shop.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

11
Nov
12

Quote of the Day

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“Here we have an Alaskan timberwolf.  He weighs two-hundred and forty pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter.  He does get spooked by loud noises.” – Zoo Lady
“Loud?  That’s our secret word for the day!” – Krusty the Klown

Happy (belated) 20th Anniversary to “Marge Gets a Job”!  Original airdate 5 November 1992.  (Also got lost in the craziness and confusion and mishegoss of the election.)

06
Oct
12

Quote of the Day

The Jazz Singer 1927 Poster

Image yoinked from Wikipedia.

“Smithers, I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate, Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?” – C.M. Burns
“Uh, do you remember we did that once before?” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, that’s right, he’s dead, and rather pungent, the rest of that night is something I’d like to forget.” – C.M. Burns

22
Jun
12

Reading Digest: Groening Retires Edition

Retirement

“Please don’t make me retire.  My job is the only thing that keeps me alive.  I never married and my dog is dead. . . . I’m not finished!” – Jack Marley
“Oh, yes, you are.” – C.M. Burns

Matt Groening quit two things this week, his long running “Life in Hell” comic, and a gag charity band he was in with a bunch of other famous people.  As a retirement gift, may I strongly recommend the first YouTube video embedded below?  I’m warning you now: it’s 5m:44s.  It’s also worth watching.  In addition to that we have non-Zombie Simpsons D.C. dating advice, a list that matches the characters with (what I assume are) well known perfumes, a fan made Homer guitar, the Simpsons as X-Men, and some leftover Father’s Day links. 

Enjoy.

How many main characters are there in The Simpsons? – You don’t need to click through to Smooth Charlie’s Click of the Week, just watch it:

This ought to have a lot more than 21k views.  I don’t usually make it all the way through a lot of five minute YouTube videos, but I did here, and the artist asks for it to be forwarded to Groening.  I don’t know if that’s happened yet (the video is a year old), but if anyone reading this has the ability to bring it to his attention (he quit a band and retired his comic strip, he’s got time), please do.  That drawing is amazing. 

Making of Homer Simpson Guitar – Speaking of excellent fan made projects:

Cool.  The Homer slippers at the end are a nice touch. 

South American Bart Simpson – Fantastically detailed writeup of early Simpsons merchandise from South America.  They made Bart a ninja (or something)! 

Matt Groening: "It’s pretty obvious that I ran out of jokes a couple of decades ago" – As has been noted pretty much everywhere, Groening is hanging up his pen.  The always reliable rubbercat.net/simpsons caught a doozy:

Why pull the plug on Life in Hell now? Did you simply run out of jokes?
It’s pretty obvious that I ran out of jokes a couple of decades ago – but that doesn’t stop any cartoonist!

Indeed it does not.  Sincere thanks, though, Groening.  “Life in Hell” had some damn funny stuff. 

BrightestYoungThings: The Simpsons Guide To Dating In DC – A shockingly excellent dating advice guide.  I can’t speak to the specific locations it mentions, but it has lots of YouTube, animated .gifs, and doesn’t reference a single episode past Season 10.  It even recommends going to the Simpsons apocalypse play.  Bravo.

Of a Kind – In Character: Lisa Simpson – Deconstructing Lisa’s outfit in the most fashionable way possible.

Showcase XII – Giant-Size X-Men Simpsons – Awesome fan made drawing of the Simpson family as X-Men.

Another bit of Simpsons gold: Homer Simpson on God – Great quote.

We are working to improve your The Simpsons: Tapped Out experience – EA customer support responds to questions they made up. 

What We Want From a Muppets Videogame – Excellent paraphrase:

Video games based on movies suck. Or more accurately, to quote from the Bart Simpson Book of Wisdom, "we didn’t think it was physically possible, but they both suck and blow".

A brief update on the #Facebook and the #Tumblr – Weaseling out of things is important to learn:

Thus, it’s with almost complete indifference that I now announce the semi-retirement of both.

And it comes with moderate usage:

“It was supposed to be a thing of beauty, not this monstrosity!”

–C. Montgomery Burns

Burns says “abomination” not “monstrosity”, but the sentiment is perfect.

RetroGirl – The Simpsons Arcade – YouTube review/playthrough of the arcade game.  Also, “GirlBandicoot” is a fantastic user name. 

COFFEE TABLE the seventh – You can buy a collector’s doll of Comic Book Guy as The Collector?  Of course you can.

‘The Simpsons’ Co-Creator is Buying Sea Shepherd a New Ship – Sam Simon promised to buy the Whale Wars guys a new boat. 

Rockland Needs A Monorail – YouTube of the monorail song.

Simpsons – Me fail english (gif) – Animated .gif of exactly what it says.

Simpsons – Homer Tripping out (gif) – Same as above, but from “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer”.

Gay Steel Worker from The Simpsons – There are some pretty awesome mustaches at The Anvil.

Top Ten Favorite TV Dads – Homer checks in at #1 here, and there’s YouTube of a famous scene from the first episode of The Cosby Show.

Homer is Sweet – You better be dying.

FRANKEN-DAD – Combining TV Dads into one.

Scent a Celebrity Series: Spritzing Springfield – Scenting The Simpsons Part 1 – One guy’s attempt to match each family member with a perfume fragrance.  I don’t know enough about perfume to comment on his choices, but I will say that this is the most original Simpsons list I’ve seen in a long time, and I see a lot of them.

The Emmys Needs to Change Eligibility Rules For Animated Shows – Speaking of things I neither know nor care about, the Emmys.  I’ll just support whatever Jean said:

On Monday, Simpsons writer Al Jean wrote a letter to The  Academy of Television Arts and Sciences asking them to consider reworking the organization of Emmy nominations. In it, he criticized the lack of recognition for the individual achievements in animation.

There’s more here, but I just can’t get too worked up over one of the biggest farces I’ve ever seen.

Seeking A Friend For The End of The World…In 10 Words – Maybe that extra layer of pollution will finally come in handy.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter…In 10 Words – But did he sell poisoned milk to school children?

D’oh! Homer wins favourite film dad – Legitimately better than an Emmy:

FECKLESS family man Homer Simpson has topped a poll of favourite film dads.

The cartoon star, voiced by Dan Castellaneta and star of ‘The Simpsons Movie’, was also named most embarrassing dad, funniest film dad and best role model dad in Empire Cinemas’ ‘Fathers In Film Awards’, which polled more than 2,000 film fans.

Sacrilicious The Simpsons Tin Tote – This one earned its Krusty Brand Seal of Approval.  It’s a lunchbox, that says “Sacrilicious”, so far so good.  But it has Homer dreaming of a donut instead of the waffle Bart threw on the ceiling.  Would it kill them to run the merchandise past at least one insane geek before they approve it? 

Saturday, June 23 – Even boilerplate descriptions in newspapers can’t hide how boring Zombie Simpsons is:

The most innovative aspect is the opening ”couch scene”, which was handed over entirely to Ren & Stimpy’s John Kricfalusi, who turned in something characteristically bizarre.

The rest of it is so forgettable that they don’t even bother describing it. 

Stephen King and Matt Groening Retire Their Rock Band After Learning Almost Four Chords – Groening’s semi-fake band is calling it quits. 

Fans meet stars at Saugatuck film festival’s first park party – Yeardley Smith made an unannounced stop at a film festival in Michigan. 

Interview: Billy West (Fry) of ‘Futurama’ – This isn’t strictly Simpsons related, but here’s something to at least acknowledge that Futurama came back this week.

Six Things That I Would Do If I Had A Time Machine – Wow, someone even harsher than us:

There’s exactly ten things that I would do if I had a time machine.  Most of us would just go back to the early 90′s and invest in Google.  Other people would go back and try to stop the Simpsons from having more than 3 Seasons.

FOX Announces Fall Premiere Dates – I hate to spoil anyone’s summer, but Zombie Simpsons will be returning on September 30th.  That is all.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ;) – Fan made cartoon features the fish versions of Bart, Stewie Griffin, and Shrek.

Best TV Channel Tournament Primer: FOX – This is more lenient on Zombie Simpsons than I am, but it’s in the ballpark:

Many will argue that the show is now one of the worst shows on television, but I would argue that they simply haven’t watched the show in ten years.  It’s not a bad show, it’s just a reasonably decent one that is half as good as it was during it’s run as probably the best written television show of all-time.

I do watch, and I’d say it’s more like 3% as good as the original, but Zombie Simpsons isn’t the worst show on television.

Critic’s Notebook: Has Pixar Gone the Way of ‘The Simpsons’? – And finally, I get to end the way I like, with someone who agrees with us (and neatly reviews Brave at the same time):

Watching "Brave" and waiting for something more original or inspiring than an underdeveloped kids movie, I realized that Pixar’s apparent downfall mirrors that of "The Simpsons," a show largely seen as one of the freshest, insightful and widely accessible pop culture achievement during its initial five or six seasons.

In the last 15 or so, however, "The Simpsons" has suffered from any number of factors that have lowered its quality: overexposure, commercial demands, and a dearth of good ideas, not to mention the diminished presence of creator Matt Groening.

I’m not sure about “overexposure”, but other than that, yeah. 




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