Posts Tagged ‘Marge in Chains

14
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Bartina

“Don’t worry, Mom.  I’ll bust you out of there just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar.” – Bart Simpson
“Bartina, until I met you, I was the loneliest warden in the penal system.” – Imaginary Warden”
“Fresh.” – Bartina
“Oh, down I go.” – Imaginary Warden

03
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin!  And it still says ‘guilty’.  And ‘guilty’ is spelled wrong.” – Judge Snyder
“Eep.” – Lionel Hutz

24
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Ha-ha!  Your mom’s a jailbird.” – Nelson Muntz
“So’s yours.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, yeah.  Let’s play.” – Nelson Muntz

27
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

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“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes.  So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Bill Oakley! 

12
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

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“Gotta get a juicer, gotta drink juice, lose weight, won’t get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.” – Homer Simpson

06
May
13

Quote of the Day

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“And a bottle of aspirin, please.” – Marge Simpson
“The aspirin is $24.95.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“$24.95!” – Marge Simpson
“I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Marge in Chains”!  Original airdate 6 May 1993.

09
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

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“Alright, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto-freshener that says ‘Capricorn’, and something with coconut on it.” – Chief Wiggum




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