“C’mon, boy, we’ve earned this Saturday, now let’s make the most of it! . . . Sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus interest and penalties . . . you owe me, twenty-two thousand dollars.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday David Silverman!
“Yeah, I might’ve seen her. It’s hard to tell from this old picture, you know?” – Cabbie
“Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about twenty-five years older.” – Bill Gannon
“Yeah, I seen her! Uh, that is to say, I saw her.” – Cabbie