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“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards.  Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus interest and penalties . . . you owe me, twenty-two thousand dollars.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!


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“Yeah, I might’ve seen her.  It’s hard to tell from this old picture, you know?” – Cabbie
“Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about twenty-five years older.” – Bill Gannon
“Yeah, I seen her!  Uh, that is to say, I saw her.” – Cabbie


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“I can’t believe I’m spending my Saturday picking up garbage.  I mean, half these bottles ain’t even mine!” – Lenny


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“I can’t believe you’re here.  Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies.” – Homer Simpson


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“Mom, there’s nothing to be alarmed about . . . but could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Richard Appel!


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“Abe, isn’t Homer cute?” – Mona Simpson
“Probably.  I’m trying to watch the Super Bowl!  If people don’t support this thing it might not make it.” – Abe Simpson


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“Well that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare back thirty years!” – C.M. Burns
“We’re only now finally caught up.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy birthday Harry Shearer!


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