Posts Tagged ‘Separate Vocations

27
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

27
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Stubbiness

“You think she has talent?” – Marge Simpson
“Sure!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“Do you think she could be a professional some day?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Lord, no!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“But I’ll practice every day!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, well, I’ll be frank with you, Lisa.  And when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating.  You’ve inherited a finger condition known as stubbiness.  It usually comes from the father’s side.” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy

Happy birthday George Meyer!

18
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

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“That’s right, it was I.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lis, why did you do it?” – Bart Simpson
“Come on, Bart, in your pre-fascist days you knew the giddy thrill of futile rebellion.” – Lisa Simpson

25
May
13

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, why’d you take the blame?” – Lisa Simpson
“Cause, I didn’t want to wreck your life.  You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want, and when you do, I’ll be right there to borrow money.” – Bart Simpson

17
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

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“You know, your father wanted to be a police man for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.” – Marge Simpson
“No, the army said I was too heavy.  The police said I was too dumb.” – Homer Simpson

11
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

Scent of Books

“The police haven’t had any luck finding the teacher’s editions.” – Principal Skinner
“The dogs have picked up the scent of books . . . send in the battering ram.” – Chief Wiggum

18
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“We’re going to take a test.” – Miss Hoover
“Alright, a test!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s called the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test, or CANT.” – Miss Hoover




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