Posts Tagged ‘The Cartridge Family

02
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Just gimme my gun!” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period.  We’ve got to run a background check.” – Blood Bath & Beyond Guy
“Five days?  But I’m mad now.” – Homer Simpson

23
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hiya, Homer, I brung you a big bag of irregular Oreos.  I don’t see what’s wrong with this one . . . oh.” – Moe

02
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“I’d like to buy your deadliest gun, please.” – Homer Simpson
“Aisle 6, next to the sympathy cards.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Clerk

22
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, I’ll kill myself if Portugal doesn’t win.” – Homer Simpson

16
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“It’s hard to believe this used to be an internment camp.” – Marge Simpson

05
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry, Homer, no weapons.” – Marge Simpson
“A gun is not a weapon, Marge.  It’s a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon or an alligator.” – Homer Simpson

08
May
13

Quote of the Day

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“What began as a traditional soccer riot has escalated into a city wide orgy of destruction.  Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule.  So, for the next several years, it’s every family for itself.” – Kent Brockman
“Excuse me, sir, I think you’ve got my TV.  Sir?” – Ned Flanders




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