Posts Tagged ‘Whacking Day

06
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Dusseldorf.  So I rode out the war posing as a German cabaret singer . . . Won’t you come home Franz Brauser, won’t you come home?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Yoo-hoo . . . Ach du lieber! Das is not eine booby!” – Adolf Hiter

Happy Birthday Sam Simon!

10
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“Everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it.  Is there something wrong with me?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, honey.” – Homer Simpson

Happy Whacking Day everybody!

10
May
13

Quote of the Day

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“Take that snake!  And you too!  Snakes, snakes everywhere!” – Barney Gumble
“Getting ready for Whacking Day?” – Lenny
“What’s Whacking Day?” – Barney Gumble

Happy Whacking Day!

29
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

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“Now, we give ’em the bikes, no one sues.” – Principal Skinner
“What if they’re dead, sir?” – Groundskeeper Willie
“Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie, freedom!” – Principal Skinner
“Freedom?  Yeah, I’ll turn you in at the first toll booth.” – Groundskeeper Willie

Happy 20th anniversary to “Whacking Day”!  Original airdate 29 April 1993.

17
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, I’d like you to read this copy of Johnny Tremain, it’s a book I read as a girl.” – Marge Simpson
“A book?  Pfft.” – Bart Simpson
“I think you might like this.  It’s about a boy who goes to war, his hand is deformed in an accident.” – Marge Simpson
“Deformed?  Why didn’t you say so?  They should call this book Johnny Deformed.” – Bart Simpson

24
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, kids, how was school?” – Homer Simpson
“I learned how many drams in a pennyweight.” – Lisa Simpson
“I got expelled.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s my boy!” – Homer Simpson

10
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“But killing snakes is evil.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe so, Lisa, but it’s part of our oh so human nature.  Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved.” – Homer Simpson
“I am Evil Homer!  I am Evil Homer!  I am Evil Homer!  I am Evil Homer!” – Homer’s Brain

It’s May 10th, Happy Whacking Day, Everybody!




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