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Keeping Up with the Flanderseses

“Okay kids, prepare to be dazzled.  Marge, turn on the juice! . . . What do you think kids?” – Homer Simpson
“Nice try dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ugh.” – Bart Simpson
“Now just hold your horses, son.  Hey, Simpson!” – Ned Flanders
“What is it Flanders?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, uh, do you think this looks okay?” – Ned Flanders
“Whoa.” – Lisa Simpson
“Neato.” – Bart Simpson
“It’s too bright.” – Homer Simpson

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