Quote of the Day

Nice and Legal

“And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal.” – Chief Wiggum
“Is that so? . . . Oh Flanders, won’t you join me in my kitchen?  Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh . . . ” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, it doesn’t work if you invite him.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hi-dily hey!” – Ned Flanders
“Go home.” – Homer Simpson
“Too-dily do!” – Ned Flanders

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    1 May 2012 at 3:54 am

    you guys are weird to even watch to read this wierd thing

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