Quote of the Day

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire1

“Why is there a bird house in it?” – Selma Bouvier
“Uhm, that’s an ornament.” – Homer Simpson
“Do I smell gunpowder?” – Patty Bouvier

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 P. Piggly Hogswine
    25 December 2009 at 5:33 am

    Gee I’m glad you posted a pic from the original Christmas episode and not one of the forgettable later ones, not that I should have ben worried at all.

    Merry Christmas Charlie, Dave, Jon and to all the viewers/posters. You guys do a fantastic job and I look forward to joining you in paying out on more of the modern, horrible Zombie Simpsons episodes, whilst rejoicing in the old classics. I’m on about my 10th drink, so I’ve had to edit out many a spelling mistake, so I hope it’s all ok.


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