Quote of the Day

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“Herb, let me give you the grand tour.  This is one of our many light switches, it functions in both the on and off mode.  On, off, on, off . . .” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, he knows how to work a light switch.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh yeah, right.  I don’t know what this switch does.” – Homer Simpson

Merry Christmas and have a great 1985 from the Dead Homer Society!

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 25 December 2009 at 10:52 am

    I wish it really was 1985. I could catch “Back to the Future” during its original theatrical run.

    Anyway, Happy Christmas to Charlie, Dave and Jon. Keep fighting the good fight!

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