Quote of the Day

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“The good lord let’s us grow old for a reason: to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything he’s made!” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 P. Piggly Hogswine
    31 May 2010 at 5:27 am

    It’s funny, I quote this episode so often (mainly – “Joe, I told you, it’s over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip” and the memorable Executive discussion with the Senator hurling a brick at the front door), but I tend to not dwell on the side plot, even though it was a really good one.

  2. 2 D.N.
    31 May 2010 at 7:32 am

    What’s Hans Moleman doing with all those elderly people? He’s only 31 years old!

    • 3 Cassidy
      31 May 2010 at 1:30 pm

      Yeah but he can’t find anyone in his own age group willing to hang out with him. Remember kids: alcohol ruins lives!

      • 4 D.N.
        31 May 2010 at 6:04 pm

        I think I’ve seen him living in the old folk’s home, so I guess you’re right.

        And I love how Moleman’s skin colour fluctuates from yellow to brown between episodes.

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