Quote of the Day

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“Alright, here’s your last question.  What was the cause of the Civil War?” – Citizenship Test Guy
“Actually there were numerous causes, aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors, both domestic and international, played a significant-” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Hey, hey.” – Citizenship Test Guy
“Yeah?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Just, just say ‘slavery’.” – Citizenship Test Guy
“Slavery it is, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Jason
    19 June 2010 at 9:15 am

    Now, which way to the welfare office?!

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