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“I’m here to pick up the ambassador from Ghana.” – Ghanaian Chauffeur
“Well he’s not here!  Nobody’s here!  And none of you should be here, you’ve all been tricked!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why would the ambassador do such a thing?” – Ghanaian Chauffeur


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