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“One drop of this love potion, and you will have any man you desire.” – Princess Opal
“Really?  What are the magical ingredients?” – Selma Bouvier
“Mostly corn syrup, a little rubbing alcohol, you’ll be lucky if it doesn’t make your hair fall out, actually.” – Princess Opal



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