Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror VIII4

“Goody Simpson is entitled to due process.” – Quimby
“Okay, here’s how the process works: you sit on the broom and we shove you off the cliff.” – Wiggum
“What?” – Goody Simpson
“Well, hear me out.  If you’re innocent you will fall to an honorable Christian death.  If, however, you are the bride of satan, you will surely fly your broom to safety.  At that point you will report back here for torture and beheading.” – Wiggum

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 28 October 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Love this episode! Definitely my favorite THOH and segment.

  2. 3 P. Piggly Hogswine
    28 October 2010 at 9:05 pm

    The bit where Wiggum says ‘Yeah, you hags are alright!’ gets me in stitches everytime.

  3. 29 October 2010 at 1:51 am

    And that’s the story of the first Caramel Cod! Er, I mean, Halloween!

  4. 29 October 2010 at 10:27 am

    I’ll be sure to say some phrases of this segment when I go out for Halloween .. most likely “I want a caramel cod” or something of the like.

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