Quote of the Day

“Ah, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.  I never want to leave this bed.  Uh oh, gotta take a whiz.  Think man, think.  Think, think, think . . . I better get up.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Lovejoy Fan
    6 November 2010 at 12:51 pm

    I was actually thinking about this quote today. This is quite coincidental.

  2. 2 Jacob Brown
    6 November 2010 at 7:27 pm

    I think about this quote every time I’m laying in bed, have to piss and don’t want to get up. I love how Homer tries to find a way out of having to piss. They don’t write jokes like this anymore.

  3. 3 D.N.
    6 November 2010 at 8:45 pm

    They never animate expressions like that on characters’ faces anymore either.

  4. 5 Sandypants
    7 November 2010 at 6:19 am

    this is me every morning.

  5. 6 P. Piggly Hogswine
    7 November 2010 at 8:10 am

    That was me this morning (with 6 pillows instead of 2), on a cold Sunday, and then realising that I too had to get up for church. I also cursed the week not being an extra hour longer.

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