Quote of the Day

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“Then I’m sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man: janitorial work!” – Principal Skinner
“Ah, I’m standing right here, sir.” – Groundskeeper Willie

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    9 March 2011 at 7:15 pm

    There’s some kind of homemade lovingness in that badly drawn Skinner’s eye. The kind you won’t find in ZS no more. And come to think of it, it’s been a while I’ve seen that face on Skinner – he’s barely pissed today, rather seeming like some kind of let-it-loose sissy. A sissy can’t be principal. A corrupted and decisionless lonely man – yes, but not a sissy.

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