Quote of the Day

ET Easter

“I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens.  He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life.  And his name was . . . E.T., the Extra Terrestrial.  I love that little guy.” – Reverend Lovejoy

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Joe C.
    24 April 2011 at 5:05 pm

    I love that quote!

    Since you guys don’t have to watch and do a “Crazy Noises” on ZS this week, here’s what’s in store for you in the upcoming weeks:

    May 1 – “The Real Housewives of Fat Tony”
    Fat Tony and Selma get married, prompting Marge to worry about her sister’s safety. Meanwhile, Bart discovers that he has the ability to sniff out truffles.
    Guest star: Joe Mantegna.

    May 8 – “Homer Scissorhands”
    After Lisa breaks Milhouse’s heart yet again, he hooks up with a fifth-grader named Taffy, only to fall a victim to her pranks and be saved back by Lisa. At the same time, disgusted with the hairdressing service in Springfield in general, Homer decides to open his own hairdressing salon at home, only to ruin Marge’s reputation of a good housewife.
    Guest star: Kristen Schaal as Taffy.

    May 15 – “500 Keys”
    Lisa uncovers a secret classroom located under Springfield Elementary.

    May 22 – “The Ned-Liest Catch”
    Ned Flanders begins dating Mrs. Krabappel — until he realizes he is just one of many men she has had before (including Homer Simpson).

    All I can say is good luck – you’re in for a shitty ride,

  2. 3 Mike Russo
    24 April 2011 at 10:23 pm

    Oh…my…God. What a clusterfuck of absolute shit.

  3. 4 Mourning Glory
    25 April 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Ditto what Mike said.

  4. 5 Lovejoy Fan
    26 April 2011 at 4:43 pm

    Excellent Lovejoy quote, guys. Can’t say the same for what Joe C. posted, though.

  5. 6 Nick
    28 April 2011 at 10:35 pm

    This video sums it all up:

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