Quote of the Day

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“Now, this girlfriend of yours, is she a real looker?” – Abe Simpson
“Un-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“A lot on the ball?” – Abe Simpson
“Oh yeah.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh son, don’t over reach.  Go for the dented car, the dead end job, the less attractive girl.  Oh well, I blame myself.  I should’ve had this talk a long time ago.” – Abe Simpson
“Thanks, pop.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Reiss!


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