Quote of the Day

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“Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?” – Joe Friday
“Absolutely.  Who could forget such a monstrous visage?  She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery a hundred-sixty years ago.” – Mr. Smithers
“Of course you’d say that, you have the brainpan of stage coach tilter.” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Richard Appel!

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mike Russo
    22 May 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Wow. A conversation that has nothing to do with how frail Burns or how gay Smithers is!?

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