Quote of the Day

22 Short Films about Springfield6

“Help me.” – Mr. Smithers
“Holy smokes, you need booze!” – Dr. Nick Riviera

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    31 May 2011 at 11:02 am

    ahahaha he’s so incompetent he can’t even distinguish his patients from hobos.

  2. 2 Matthew
    31 May 2011 at 7:33 pm

    I absolutely love Mr.Burns’ nonsensical expressions during the back and forth he and Smithers have just prior to this scene.

    Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what’s the meaning
    of this slacking off?
    Smithers: Uh, there’s a bee in my eye, sir.
    Burns: And?
    Smithers: I, I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
    Burns: But we’re running out of forward momentum.
    Smithers: Uh, perhaps you could pedal for just a little while, sir?
    Burns: Quite impossible. I could try to bat him off if you like.
    [tries, feebly]
    Smithers: Uh, really, that’s o– [the bee stings Smithers, who slumps
    over the handlebars]
    Burns: Holy cats, man! We’re starting to wobble.
    Smithers: [heavily slurred] Get … me … to … a … hospital …
    you … have … to … pedal.
    Burns: Oh, Tuttle’s Sunday trousers. Fear not, I’ll get you to a
    hospital — the only way I know how.
    Smithers, you infernal ninny, stick your left hoof on that
    flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled
    brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the
    right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you
    stuporous funker

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