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I Married Marge7

“It’s Homer!” – Marge Bouvier
“I don’t know what you see in that ugly meatball.” – Patty Bouvier
“Uh-huh, if you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat.” – Selma Bouvier
“It would leave less hair on the couch.” – Jacqueline Bouvier

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 monoceros4
    7 August 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Ah, the genius of Patty and Selma. More clearly than any other characters on the show they see Homer for the bum he really is…and yet they make Homer look good by comparison.

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