Quote of the Day

Bart's Comet4

“I am going to punish you for this, Bart, and it won’t just be a simple caning this time.” – Principal Skinner

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Shane
    29 August 2011 at 11:10 am

    Perhaps that’s why PREZ SEZ: ‘School is for losers’.

  2. 29 August 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Wow. I don’t even remember this hilarious line, and I wrote a whole essay on this episode. It never ceases to amaze me how densely they pack in the gags.

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