30
Sep
11

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“These prestigious wrought iron security gates are bullet proof, bomb proof, and battering ram resistant.  Now-” – Chief Wiggum
“Then what happened to Johnny D?” – Principal Skinner
“He forgot to lock them.” – Chief Wiggum

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  1. 1 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    30 September 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Everytime I hear this I wonder why a gate would need to be bulletproof.


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