27
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu5

“Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation.” – Executive
“But, sir, I was only following standard procedure.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Ah, true.  But it’s also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.” – Executive
“Uh-huh.  And if I can obtain for you these animals?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 D.N.
    27 November 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Much as I love this episode, it’s always bugged me that Apu wears a Kwik-E-Mart uniform we’ve never seen him in before – just to facilitate the scene in which he has to go through the shame of his badge being removed.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      27 November 2011 at 7:02 pm

      Doesn’t bother me, it’s too great as a parody of the action movie scene where the officer turns in his gun and badge. The ankle holster for the pricing gun is just too damn funny.

    • 3 Robert
      28 November 2011 at 8:44 am

      Obviously he put on the uniform because the boss was coming in.

      • 4 D.N.
        29 November 2011 at 4:30 am

        Nope, he was wearing that uniform from the very beginning of the episode, long before there was any reason for the boss to come in.


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