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Quote of the Day

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“What’s so funny?” – Selma Bouvier
“I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster.” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ll watch the tape tonight.” – Selma Bouvier


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 kokairu
    1 December 2011 at 11:22 am

    You just know Zombie Simpsons wouldn’t be able to resist killing half a minute by actually showing the incident they’re referring to. The Simpsons gives its audience credit and knows that the incident itself isn’t amusing, it’s Patty and Selma’s sadistic obsession with seeing Homer embarrass himself or fail at life. That, and they have so little going on for

    • 2 kokairu
      1 December 2011 at 11:23 am

      Sorry, meant to finish that with “so little going on in their own lives.”

      • 3 Patrick
        1 December 2011 at 1:29 pm

        Well said and did you see what I said about the episode where homer becomes a boxer if it was made today it’s in the comments in the new crazy noises


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