05
Jan
12

Quote of the Day

Blattman-Africa-map

First Google Image result for “warped Africa map”, shamelessly yoinked from here.

“Don’t worry, Stampy, I won’t let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer.  You and I are gonna run away together.  We’ll keep to the back roads and make our way south.  Then, if I know my geography, it’s just twelve miles to Africa.” – Bart Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 6 January 2012 at 10:44 am

    Bart had an elephant? that got completely erased of my memory, need to rewatch that episode.

    Thanks for the reminder.


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