Quote of the Day

When Flanders Failed5

“Hey Flanders, when are your busy hours?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I expect things to start picking up soon.  I think word of mouth is starting to spread.” – Ned Flanders
“Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.” – Guy

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Shane
    7 February 2012 at 9:47 am

    Aw, the origin of Just Stamp The Ticket Guy.

  2. 2 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    7 February 2012 at 11:13 am

    I like him better than sarcastic middle aged moustache guy, even though I guess they are both basically a sarcastic Hank Azaria.

    I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.

  3. 3 The Glory of Being a Clown
    7 February 2012 at 10:22 pm

    I like the lefty apron

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