Quote of the Day

Homer the Great8

“And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.” – Homer Simpson
“Um, I think he should have to take a different oath!” – Moe
“Everyone takes the same oath.” – Number One

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mr. Incognito
    20 February 2012 at 2:15 am

    Such a Swartzwelder-esque line; always makes me laugh. Don’t know if he came up with this particular line, but he’s credited with writing the episode.

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