Quote of the Day

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“Let us give no more scrutiny to this bawdy house and its small clientele of loyal perverts.” – Mayor Quimby
“Oh, I’m afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.” – Reverend Lovejoy

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 26 February 2012 at 3:26 pm

    I was never sure what to make of this joke.

  2. 26 February 2012 at 3:34 pm

    That grin is what sells it.

  3. 3 Patrick
    26 February 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Why are their skins so pale?

  4. 4 Victor Dang
    26 February 2012 at 11:02 pm

    According to SNPP, seems like it’s a reference to Rusty-n-Edie’s BBS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_n_Edie's_BBS Good stuff.

    Not only are they perverts, but they are NERDY/GEEKY perverts, which explains why one of them is wearing glasses and a neat nerdy suit and the other is in ragged clothes.

    Also, nerds hate sunlight, of course. Either that, or it’s because they’re Canadian.

    • 5 Victor Dang
      26 February 2012 at 11:04 pm

      Dang :P This “comment is awaiting moderation”? Is this new? I bet you guys set this up because of all the recent postpostpostpostings you’ve been getting from the Zombie Simpsons fanboys, haven’t you?

  5. 8 Stan
    27 February 2012 at 11:27 am

    The “Eugene” guy looks like he’s that nephew from the Red Greene show.

  6. 9 Cyberen
    27 February 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Remember when the Simpsons made jokes with one-off or background characters instead of Mayor Quimby or Sideshow Mel every time?

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