Quote of the Day

Homer vs Patty & Selma6

“Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: you gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween!  Before!” – Discount Broker
“Alright, let’s not panic.  I’ll make the money back by selling one of my livers.  I can get by with one.” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 March 2012 at 8:24 pm

    Wow, this joke never even registered with me.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      1 March 2012 at 9:16 pm

      Which one? Between the door and the dialogue, there’s like six. I love this show.

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