15
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

Homer's Triple Bypass4

“This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a . . . car, of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili.  Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday David Silverman!


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 15 March 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Springfield cops are on the take, But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse, they don’t mind using excessive force. Bad cops, bad cops.

  2. 2 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    15 March 2012 at 1:42 pm

    You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

  3. 3 D.N.
    15 March 2012 at 6:44 pm

    “Your indolence is inefficacious! …THAT MEANS YOU’RE TERRIBLE!!!”

  4. 4 mmmfreegoo
    16 March 2012 at 5:33 am

    ooh.. I hope they throw his hatless butt in jail


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