Quote of the Day

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2e

“Now where’s my hat?  I’m going to the outhouse.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“We don’t have an outhouse.” – Lisa Simpson
“My tool shed!” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Jason
    23 March 2012 at 8:53 am

    I’ve had it with these damn rickets!

  2. 2 Robert
    23 March 2012 at 9:05 am

    They ripped off this joke in Season 17 almost verbatim:

    Homer: If you’ll excuse me I have to use the outhouse again.
    Wife: But we don’t have an outhouse!
    Country Relative: My recording studio!

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