30
Mar
12

Reading Digest: Monorail Demolition Edition

The Future of Sydney

“Go away!  There ain’t no monorail and there never was!” – Monorail Cafe Woman

The monorail in Sydney, Australia is being dismantled.  Clearly the town is doomed, and since the word “monorail” has been used, people have been invoking Lyle Lanley and his cheerful brand of fraud to prove it.  We’ve got two links about it, including a spectacular parody video.  On top of that, we’ve got awesome donuts, I nitpick several pieces of usage, there’s a possible sighting of the very first time Bart Simpson was on television, Lenny’s trying out a couple of new things at her blog, there are alumni updates about Cartwright and Groening, and there is a truly half-assed attempt at making a real Flaming Homer.

Enjoy.

Monorail, Monorail, MONORAIL! – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this excellent monorail song parody from Australia.  The map is a very nice touch, and while I didn’t get most of the local references, bored looking kids in the Rammstein and Evanescence t-shirts require no localization.  Here’s some background on the video and the impressively quick way they put it together. 

Prima Simpsonis: The First Television Appearance of Bart Simpson – I will leave it to people better versed in the obscure early days of the Simpsons to determine if this is true or not, but there is a suspiciously Bart-looking background image in an animated episode of Amazing Stories that was written and directed by Brad Bird.  It was broadcast in February of 1987, two months before they hit the air as part of The Tracey Ullman Show

The Simpsons in Chernobyl – Awesome:

A muralist by the name Combo created a very appropriate Simpsons family portrait power plant scene inside a building at the Chernobyl disaster sight.  The artists also created a power plant landscape mural as well.

They’re really well done, too!  Good work, Combo, whoever you are.

Baking With SparkleGirl | Mmmm… Forbidden Donuts – Complete and simple instructions for making pink sprinkle donuts, with drool inducing pictures.  The only thing that’s missing is an incantation so that you can sell your soul to Flanders for one of these.

You Know You’ve Arrived When You’ve Been Simpsonized – A nice review of Rear Window with a couple of screen grabs from “Bart of Darkness” thrown in for good measure.  Bonus points if you can figure out what the blog’s banner image is without looking at the About page.

My Life is Complete: Boo Urns! – Attention California residents, you cannot get “BOOURNS” as your license plate, because someone already has it.  Here’s photographic proof.

Embiggen your vocabulary: 10 coinages from ‘The Simpsons’ – There’s only one thing from Zombie Simpsons on here.  Bravo.

The Simpsons Puzzle – A look at some Simpsons puzzles.  I’ve got to give the Krusty Brand Seal of Approval department credit for the one with Bart writing “I Will Finish What I Sta__” on the front of the box.

Lisa Simpson – I must pick nits, even when I agree:

I was watching and old episode of the Simpsons yesterday, “Mr. Lisa goes to Washington.”  It was aired in 1991 and Lisa goes to DC, there is a line in the show where a senator says “One day you might even grow up to be a senator, there are women senators you know.” To wit Lisa replies, “I know, there are two, I checked.” That made me sit up, I knew there were more female senators now, but didn’t know how many.  Out of 100 senators 17 are female. In over twenty years we went from 2, to 17.  Now the growth rate is tremendous and I applaud that, but when you think about it, 17 out of 100 isn’t that many, especially if you consider that there are more women in the population than men (marginally, sure.)

The “honorable” Bob Arnold actually says:

“Lisa, you’re a doer.  And, who knows?  Maybe someday you’ll be a Congressman or a Senator.  We have quite a few women Senators, you know.”

To which the ever astute Lisa replies, “Only two, I checked.”  I’m calling that one moderate usage. 

OU Announces Undergrad Commencement Speaker – On June 9th, Nancy Cartwright will be giving the commencement address at Ohio University.  That is all. 

Jillian’s Bart Simpson Tee – Your chance to own a real 1990 Bart t-shirt, the proceeds of which also buy a new shirt for charity. 

From the Inside: Michael Bay, Ninja Turtles, Star Wars and the Nature of Fandom – More excellent usage from Michael Bay’s latest troll masterpiece:

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

Apparently Michael Bay has been reading a lot of Shakespeare lately; too bad he can’t learn anything constructive from The Bard. I also like how Homer Simpson put it: “There’s nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name, that’s all. Everyone would love it if it has a cute name, like, uh, elf grass.”

Homer actually says “had a cute name” not “has a cute name”, but that’s close enough for excellent usage. 

Diary of a Cork football fan: Part 5 – Well done:

There is an episode of the Simpsons where Marge is at a ‘pee wee’ ice hockey game between Bart’s team and Lisa’s team and after seeing Bart get tripped, she roars ‘vengeance, I want vengeance!’

Well that is exactly how I felt on the road up to Mayo. The heartbreak of last year’s All-Ireland quarter final defeat was still fresh in the mind of Cork supporters.

Marge actually says, “He tripped my boy!  I demand vengeance!  I want vengeance!”, but all the words are in the right order so it’s definitely excellent usage.

Simpsons Sums Up: Gossip Girl, Season 5 – Since I don’t think I’ve ever seen more than about five minutes of Gossip Girl, I can’t judge the image, but the quote is right, so I’m calling this excellent usage by Lenny.

Lenny & Steve’s Excellent Adventure Through the 100 Best TV Episodes of the Past 20 Years: Part 1 – Lenny’s other new project has “Homer at the Bat” as the 92nd best episode of anything.

MonoFAIL – Sydney fell for Lyle Lanley’s scam a long time ago, and now they’re going to tear it down, but no without YouTube of the original song.  No word on the popsicle stick skyscraper.

The Future, as Predicted by ’90s Cartoons – There’s plenty of “Lisa’s Wedding” here, even though that is now technically in the past.

100 Best Comedy Characters Currently On Television (30-21) – The countdown continues with Itchy & Scratchy sharing the honors at #23, and . . .

100 Best Comedy Characters Currently On Television (20-11) – . . . Bart at #14.

Homer Simpson Stargazer fish found buried in seabed by divers in the Lembeh Strait – This strikes me as a bit of a stretch, but whatever.

Audiovisual Rosetta Stones: 15 foreign words and phrases we learned from film and TV – Grampa’s failed German burlesque show is in here.  I bet no one thought of that scene as educational when they were putting it together. 

1996: A SPACE ODDYSSEY – This one goes out to our Australian readers, where there was apparently a Simpsons tie-in with a Pog knockoff in 1994.  If we had those here in the States, I sure don’t remember them.

Wil Wheaton Speaks the Truth – Via Twitter:

Some days, you’re just going to be Sideshow Bob, and the world is going to be a dozen rakes.

Heh.

A GIF(t) just for you 31 – Animated .gif of Ralph smiling and waving.

Cocktails Everywhere! – This is a list of pop culture inspired cocktails, everything from Harry Potter to Portal.  It contains a link to an amusingly abysmal about.com page for a Flaming Homer:

I cannot say that I’ve ever had this drink, nor do I want to try it. However many people are curious about it. The key is to use a plain children’s cough syrup, nothing too flavorful. Be careful when making any flaming drink and extinguish before drinking. I’d be curious to hear comments about it.

The ingredients:

  • 1 oz brandy
  • 1 oz peppermint schnapps
  • 1 oz sloe gin
  • 1 oz blackberry liqueur
  • 1 oz strawberry juice
  • cough syrup

Other than the cough syrup, none of those are in the episode (though one of the bottles Homer grabs is a Schnapps of some kind).  And I doubt very much there’s enough booze in that to actually get it to ignite, certainly not at room temperature.  And now, the punchline:

Be the first to write a review

Nah.

The Shatterer of Myths – Exploring the real meaning and definition of “myths”, with a nice assist from “Lisa the Iconoclast”.

Planet of The Aches – Animated .gif of the Itchy & Scratchy where Itchy walls up Scratchy and then dices him in the future.

Jamming with Matt Groening – Groening did some impromptu sketches for charity at the Shanghai International Literary Festival.

Top 10 Great Television Comedies – A great list with quite a bit of YouTube, and you know who comes in at #1.  He’s easier on Zombie Simpsons than I am, but I wholeheartedly agree with this:

But when it was in the highlight of its years, it is the best comedy that was ever on television. Seasons 3-8 have so many classic moments and are just as funny today as they were when they aired.

Those episodes have aged so well that it’s genuinely frightening.  Just look at the monorail video up top.


4 Responses to “Reading Digest: Monorail Demolition Edition”


  1. 30 March 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Not only is it as funny as it was when it aired, because I’m older and understand more of the jokes and references I’d say it is even funnier. Case in point: Dewey, Cheatham, Howe and Weissman.

  2. 2 safetydancer
    30 March 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Family Dog was designed by Tim Burton. That Bart looks like something he could’ve drawn

  3. 30 March 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Hey, I just wanted to thank you for the shout-out to my blog. I love The Simpsons–err, I loved them until about season 10 (I’m charitable.) I really love “Bart of Darkness” so it was nice seeing the movie that inspired it.
    Thanks again, your link embiggened the number of hits my blog normally gets.


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