Quote of the Day

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“Ooh, I remember.  Mrs. Astor was very lucky.” – Marge Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 15 April 2012 at 10:38 am

    “It was the most beautiful, most expensive train ever built: The Spruce Caboose. They said it was too big to stay on the tracks. Heh heh, they were right.”

  2. 15 April 2012 at 10:44 am

    A Mrs. Astor character showed up in a Futurama episode from a few years ago as a survivor of the Land Titanic. What I love about Futurama is that people of their future fell for the Titanic two more times, once as a spaceship, and another as a giant truck in the shape of a boat.

  3. 3 Joe
    15 April 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Everyone here is probably aware of this, but still.

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