Quote of the Day

The Otto Show10

“Let’s see your license, pal.” – Lou
“No can do, never got one.  But if you need proof of my identity, I wrote my name on my underwear . . . oh, wait, these aren’t mine.” – Otto
“Well, that tears it.  Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay.” – Principal Skinner

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Otto Show”!  Original airdate, 23 April 1992. 

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 23 April 2012 at 10:03 am

    “Otto. That’s one palindrome you won’t be hearing for a while.”

  2. 2 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    23 April 2012 at 11:49 am

    I sure could go for a can of corn

  3. 3 Frostillicus
    23 April 2012 at 5:56 pm

    “He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush! Hail to the …” — Ralph
    “SHUT UP!!!!” — Skinner

  4. 4 D.N.
    23 April 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Remember when Otto was there to be Bart’s only “cool” adult friend? For about the past dozen years, Otto is just the writers’ go-to guy for lazy drug jokes.

    • 5 Frostillicus
      23 April 2012 at 7:00 pm

      “I’ve never been called an adult before.”

      Also, the ONLY time those “go-to” jokes were funny was Stoner’s Pot Palace. That was pretty early in the run, though.

    • 6 monoceros4
      23 April 2012 at 7:34 pm

      Also, remember when the appearance of a rock band (even a pseudo rock band, although the distinction is difficult with Spinal Tap) was actually used for some sort of humorous situation, as opposed to, “Look, it’s The Smashing Pumpkins!!” showing off?

      • 7 Frostillicus
        23 April 2012 at 8:24 pm

        I actually didn’t mind the SP being there; it was at a rock concert, after all. All those bands had a logical, legitimate reason to be in the story (as silly as the story was in itself). Plus, who doesn’t love the “Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins” / “Homer Simpsons, Smiling Politely” exchange?

        • 8 Shane
          24 April 2012 at 6:24 am

          Its good, but its not quite up there with “Good night Springton, there will be no encore!” or ‘Hungaria’ being the other ‘Garia.

          • 9 Thrillho
            24 April 2012 at 10:09 am

            “My kids think you’re the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they’ve finally stopped dreaming of a future I can’t possibly provide,” is a line that far eclipses any of the chacters’ banter with celebrities in the double digit seasons.

  5. 11 Mr. Incognito
    23 April 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Wow. I have mustard?!

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