Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 25 April 2012 at 11:18 am

    Hey cool, Apu’s wearing a party hat.

  2. 27 April 2012 at 2:47 am

    Totally unrelated but was just watching Arrested Development and noticed that Dan Castallenatta’s doctor character says (in a very defeated babyish tone) “d’oh.”

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